as the :citations-needed: guys say, this was clearly developed in a lab to piss me off
tumblr source with links to article sources and an aerospace engineer tearing everything to shreds
A salute to these brave martyrs willing to die in a horrific fireball to halt the privatization of space. :rat-salute:
Oh, something will be done:
The president will give a heartfelt 5-minute speech about how unexpected and tragic that accident was, and how nothing could have been done.
Musk will spend a couple hours arguing about the crash on Twitter and never mention it again.
I don't know why but this made me hear Zapp Brannigan in my head saying "what makes a man turn neutral?"
The cool thing about space is it doesn't respect the capitalist mindset of corner-cutting and bluffing through aesthetics so this shit will end badly, it's just a question of when.
It would be funny if when it goes wrong it's over some really dumb basic penny pinching thing. Like they didn't use ECC ram to save literally a few hundred dollars and a cosmic ray made the on board computer crash.
The real question is… will they make up excuses like that to cover up something even dumber, or will it always be too expensive/impractical to actually verify a case like that? Because I have a hard time believing private companies will actually give enough of a shit to spend “after-the-fact cosmic ray detection” money to figure out why an oopsie happened
It won't matter because everyone will just suck in other people's money with an Apple branded vacuum cleaner and just keep doing this shit forever.
you know i have my opinions on stuff and uh.. but you're goddamn right stalin shouldn't have stopped at berlin
This is a Russian-made series dubbed in English, not sure how historically accurate it is.
I'd prefer the old clunky consoles full of knobs and switches because they're analogue and more trustworthy. I'm sure there's things you can do quickly by flipping a switch or pressing a button that has more safety and speed then clicking on the gear, going into user settings, control panel, oxygen and life support systems, system restore. FLIP THE SWITCH QUICKLY WE'RE DYING!!
I get that's it's your company and I'm just a lowly employee, but why'd you have to go and change a perfectly good name like "orbit-inator"?
We need to start a free trial for appletv to get the heaters up and running, do you know your credit card number?
The worst part about touch screen control panels, and one that will probably get me killed if I ever get a new car with them, is that you need to look at them to make sure you hit the right controls.
One thing I'm thinking about, is these systems are far more complex than their grandpas were, the amount of individual switches and wiring would be insane to manage every system with cool tactile autism busy boxes that people like me love to play with.
I hhaaatte touch screens but they're saving possibly hundreds of pounds in wiring and interface components. A spare touch screen module in a space spec vehicle can probably be replaced fairly quick.
I feel like the part in the expanse where Epstein kills himself (lol) accidentally by failing to reach the touchscreen while under heavy Gs kind of demonstrated one reason why touchscreen flight controls might be a bad idea
WHY IS HE CALLED EPSTEIN LOL
I guess its a Jewish name close to Einstein, but still, that's fucked up
To be fair, most of the controls in the expanse are using my dad's old flights sticks super glued to an office chair and voice control.
Lmfao that was the most bizzare guy. Just blatantly hunting young women as a d-list celebrity. So weird
When (not if) this explodes Musk will either declare that all passengers were pedophiles (this is the one thing we didn't want to happen) or he'll turn the black box audio into an NFT.
:sicko-laser:
Can't decide if these are worse than the Space Force dress uniforms or not
Oh no. I never looked those up before but they are an aesthetic disaster. Giant buttons running up the front asymmetrically, looking like a bastardized peacoat? Oh hell nah.
At least their design budget didn't go to producing one munition instead, I guess.
The highest likely hood for failures on space suits are the points of contact on them, this means the feet (walking), the hands (manipulation), the head (cause you have different size than without helmet) and the rest that could stick to things. This means it is good to easily see if there are leaks on your hand and feet - which black boots and gloves make hard to see unless they have a paste in them.
Furthermore it is good to have a bright, but not too bright surface area on your hands so you can differentiate between the modules and screws you got (which might be harder with black gloves). I will stop here, but form follows function is not always bad.
I cant wait for the season finale, when they all die of Suffocation and Elon musk appears on screen to say "We have gained a lot of data"
I read the post, and while the suits probably should be more sturdy than they appear to be, taking the controls away from non-qualified people is probably for the best. You don't want some millionaire failson trying to play kerbal space program in flight. Remember Musk just takes credit for the work of his engineers, he isn't like, doing the math for the launches and bullshitting his way through it.
You don’t want some millionaire failson trying to play kerbal space program in flight.
:I-was-saying:
counterpoint: it will be funny when people die in this deathtrap contraption.
Imagine trying to stop yourself from getting turned into space dust in some disaster scenario and having to do it with an iPad :michael-laugh:
In Musk tradition, it will fall onto a police station after it inevitably explodes
Would unequivocally be the best thing he's ever done
And of course, it comes at the cost of 4 people
Edit:
With the Dragon Capsule alone, the decision to remove virtually any form of manual control and to have all of your inputs be done via touchscreen is just…not smart. At all.
Anyone who has ever had to work with touchscreen tech constantly could tell you this
For comparison, the LES and ACES [astronaut] suits all include some form of limited life support in the event that your mode of transportation has a critical failure while also being pressure suits or at the very least partial-pressure suits and carry multiple survival aspects such as parachutes, inflatable life rafts, and other tools to help an astronaut survive and be recovered from emergency landing sites that will usually be in the wilderness. The SpaceX suits, well, we don’t KNOW what’s in the suit because Musky boy won’t tell us. It’s privatized, what do you expect, they care more about keeping their tech to themselves than safety or transparency. It’s claimed to survive a “vacuum chamber” just fine but no actual test results have been shown.
Red tape regulations for things like 'safety' just slows the Musk down; he doesn't keep factories safe, he don't give a fuck about astronauts
Now lemme say something on this, there is a fucking reason that the old suits are bulky and orange. Why? Because they’re pressure suits with survival equipment and life support built in. They’re not sleek because how the fuck are you gonna fit air bladders, a parachute, survival kits, aid kits, and air systems on a sleek suit? That’s why the old suits were bulky because they worried about the SAFETY of the wearer...Y'know why they’re orange? So we can fucking seem them if they end up stranded in the ocean or wilderness after an emergency landing.
Muh aesthetics
And beyond just this photo we also have Elon insisting that satellite casings and thermal control systems be painted BLACK because it makes them look cooler but here’s the thing, the reason satellites typically have white, beige, or gaudy ass chrome foil covering is because the sun is a hot motherfucker and electronics, and well electronics my friends, don’t like heat. Guess what black does? It absorbs heat
lmao
But because we live in hellworld, this first launch will go fine, and it'll take until like launch 98 or whatever to have something catastrophic happen
Anyone who has ever had to work with touchscreen tech constantly could tell you this
Imagine if it failed for the simple reason that they never bothered to check if the space suit gloves didn't work with touchscreens
or there is urine and feces on the screen, or if the screen glitches for no reason, or if the craft is shaking violently and it's hard to press/drag/pinch/gesture exactly where you wanted to...
It reminds me of video games where you can wear flashy armor that gives almost no protection. Are these people just thinking, "Fuck it. I don't need a parachute, I don't need life support, I don't need to have any control over the mission. I'm just here to look cool and have fun and if it crashes, that's just it."?
Musk: Watches TV report of space capsule crashing into the Pentagon
Musk: Sighs
Musk: Walks over to wall, presses small gray button
Musk: Wall rises to reveal shrine to Lenin, flanked by Mosin-Nagants
Musk: "... Finally. Finally, it's time to be the real me."
This isn't real.....is it? Are they seriously planning to send people into space like this? WTF
Someone photoshop the white starbucks apple user family into the capsule
