I truly don't know. Who are those people? :maybe-later-kiddo:

Netflix's executive-level press releases stated that all future animation coming from the corporation will maintain Boss Baby as the standard for what they expect. :stonks-up:

Does that eldritch horror of corporate propaganda truly have a significant audience? How fucked are we as a society if that audience actually exists in great numbers? :society:

  • mittens [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    actual babies lol

    i mean these kind of CGI movies/shows are churned out on a literal sweat shop of outsourced animators, that's like illumination's bottom line and every other animation studio now wants a piece of that. do you think there's a raving audience waiting for the next entry of the secret life of pets? how many sing fans could there even plausibly be, yet they keep churning these out like there's no tomorrow. It's like the hollywood version of the pregnant elsa youtube videos.

      • cilantrofellow [any]
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        2 years ago

        It’s not even needed. So many people just put their kids or grandkids on iPad time, so expanding the background video stock which is dirt cheap and easy to make is very profitable.

        Look at johny johny yes papa

        • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Fairly confident my nephews will joyfully watch the same episode of Paw Patrol ad infinitum no matter how many times I tell them it's copaganda and that Chase should be euthanized.

        • x8vmte4nhf7joq7p [any]
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          2 years ago

          Look at johny johny yes papa

          As someone without kids or younger relatives to look after, literally my only exposure to this is that Vine-style 10 second gay porn parody involving the rhyme and I intend to keep it that way.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        I'm fairly confident that a lot of :grillman: (or at least "The Wife" of said miserable households) may enjoy the Protestant Work Ethic fantasy of Great Man Theory in baby form.

        • mittens [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Someone probably does vicariously enjoy the fantasy of being born a boss, like some sort of pharaoh or a divine king, except lame.

      • star_wraith [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        My parents are boomers and they think minions and boss baby is like the funniest shit in the world.

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    2 years ago

    I think people should start accepting that there was probably a golden era of streaming tv that's ending due to vast amounts of vc money drying up. It's like moviepass, it was wonderful that they blew wads of cash entertaining us hoping for some kind of return that was never going to materialize and now we must return to piracy and selectively enjoying our garbage

    • Thebestposter [she/her,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The idea that the reason Netflix sucks now is because of a lack of money and not because they pour millions into total garbage and can't buy up good shows for cheap to compensate, is manifestly at odds with reality. They have the hundreds of millions to pour into garbage.

      • mittens [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The actual reason Netflix sucks is because they got royally fucked by content holders, which everyone predicted would happen as soon as Disney began consolidating like 5-ish years ago or some shit. Truth is they don't churn out prestige TV anymore because they want safe, reliable income to get that VC cash back. And they wouldn't even need to churn out prestige TV if IP holders hadn't all but striped Neflix's catalog clean.

        • Thebestposter [she/her,they/them]
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          2 years ago

          Everyone knows they got screwed because everyone they bought cheap content from became their competitors, but they have money to throw around. They are one of the few tech companies that don't need to chase VC money, because they actually turn a profit.

          • mittens [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Hmmm I thought Netflix was still moviepass and burning VC money up, it does make it more confusing that they insist on chasing cheap IPs that guarantee a profit yield.

        • star_wraith [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yep, I think this is it. Netflix was good when you could get a lot more content than you could with cable TV for a fraction of the price. Now if you want that same level of content you have to pony up for a bunch of different streaming services which will subject you to ads (some of them at least) and you end up paying as much as you did for cable.

          Or just pirate shit.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Treats must always be cheap and easily available forever! :grill-broke:

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You made the mistake of assuming they choose things based on the audience's reception.

    They were convinced by shareholders or were got a good deal from the studio. That's all.

    Boss Baby being memetic also convinces ghouls that it's more popular than it is. Something having exposure artificially inflates its worth.

    You're thinking too much about the actual goods being produced and not about the capitalist mindset. Everything is like an NFT to them.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I wonder if :lord-bezos-amused: and The Zucc being fictionally killed during episodes of Inside Job infuriated some corporate vampires.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I have a theory that some of the execs at Netflix realized they hit market saturation so they're intentionally investing in 'new markets' with things like more boss baby or very polarizing things like Dave Chappelle. Then cutting down on password sharing to 'increase subscribers' that won't work and will drive people away. When Netflix gets bad enough they execs will sell off Netflix's IP to temporarily boost income then golden parachute to some other company like what happened to sears.

    Proof: it was revealed to me in a dream

  • HarryLime [any]
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    2 years ago

    does anyone know what the intended audience for Boss Baby is?

    kids, I'm guessing

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I remember being a kid quite vividly, and I would be bored to tears if I had to watch that instead of transforming robots beating the crap out of each other.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        There's been a gradual shift I can't quite explain. Adult entertainment is more like what used to be for kids. Kids now watch stuff that used to be for pre-verbal infants.

        • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Almost like those kids grew up to adults and still want to see the kind of entertainment they're used to. It just seems like a standard generational shift to me.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Inevitable :reddit-logo: style treat defenses aside, you might be on to something. It may not be conscious or deliberate, but the noise to signal ratio does seem to be increasing.

  • Prolefarian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    How fucked are we as a society if that audience actually exists in great numbers?

    Kardashians and all the other reality nonsense :think-about-it:

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I'm not sure who watches Boss Baby, but I've come to realize that many of the things I enjoy, even when they're critically acclaimed, don't do numbers, and things that I'm pretty sure suck ass are very popular. Maybe I'm the idiot, I don't know.

    • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Same. Great cool original film? Made $15 million on a $12 million budget if it's a "popular" one. Boss baby $125 million budget. Made $500million+++.

      :desolate:

  • RamsFan [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Bosses, babies and infants of abnormal intelligence who are also managers I would assume.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Look! @RamsFan thinks bosses have abnormally high intelligence! :farquaad-point:

      ... I mean maybe with a generous reading abnormal can mean low too. You are spared the gulag. :stalin-approval:

  • WindowSicko [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The turn around on production is that as soon as they have to start increasing pay or when the staff gets any idea about unionizing, they shutter the whole thing.

    • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Sad Horse Show was shit, but it's no coincidence that it got cancelled shortly after they unionized.

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    1 year ago

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  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Every netflix original or netflix produced anime that only got like, one or two seasons worth of episodes and then would just... stop.

    The wouldn't end, they would just.