No I will not die for Poland I will not die for Ukraine, I don't care how many fascist die

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Ironically they actually doomed the original Europeans, paving the way for mass migrations from the Middle East and East Asia which after a few thousand years of conquest and mixing, culminated in the modern monstrosity known as "white people"

      Their ancestry share went from 100% to something like 20% now

      • Redbolshevik2 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        mass migrations from the Middle East and East Asia which after a few thousand years of conquest and mixing, culminated in the modern monstrosity known as “white people”

        I guess Yakub was really the friends we made along the way.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just read the news, getting another drink. Just press the fucking button so i can go while somewhat sauced.

      • Spectre_of_Z_poster [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Stray Ukrainian S300 missile flew over the border into a small village in southeastern Poland and killed 2 farmers. Poland, NATO, Ukraine are all hooting and hollering and convening super important security councils to decide what is to be done. They are all calling it a Russian missile strike but all the photos and local Polish press show it to be a S300 with a range of 150km (no Russians within that radius)

        • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Fucking idiots

          "Yes, Russia, the country we are all currently hyper fixated on and waiting for an excuse to exterminate, decided to launch a missile into Poland apropos of nothing and accomplishing literally nothing"

          Do they realize how batshit that sounds?

          What's more likely, the country getting absolutely demolished firing wildly (and with probably reserve reserve troops now), or the one trying to take it over shooting a missile literally out of the country?

          • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Brainwashing, no joke. Putin is evil and crazy, so he does things that don't make sense. And everything bad is Putin's doing, because he's crazy and evil.

            Their logic doesn't go further than "I wouldn't put it past him, he's very evil after all."

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Is there a good source on this? It would be extremely funny if NATO article 5s into helping Russia.

        • invo_rt [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Lol seriously? I heard people talking about it at work, but I haven't seen any actual on the ground news.

          • Spectre_of_Z_poster [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            https://www.lublin112.pl/rakieta-znad-ukrainy-spadla-na-wies-w-naszym-regionie-sa-ofiary-smiertelne/

            Perhaps it’s just the google translate or overly cautious press speak, but the wording here is interesting. It very carefully avoids stating the missile is Russian, it states the missile hit Poland while Ukraine was under Russian missile attack. It also states no marking indicating a Russian missile were found on the debris

            Intelslava has video and images of the debris and crash site here:

            https://t.me/intelslava/41141

            https://t.me/intelslava/41143

            The body of the rocket very obviously matches an S300 rocket, specifically the 5V55 series that Ukraine uses. See here:

            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhoLrMoXoAE3u47.jpg

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Not willing to die so that some guy called Zscbymunt Zscymundsczki can get his rocks off

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    <To the tune of NIN's "Closer">

    I will not kill for Poland
    I will not die for Poland
    I will not post for Poland
    I will not cry for Poland

    (Help me) You broke apart your tractor
    (Help me) It's not my fault, who cares
    (Help me) You'd hate-crime me the day the war ends
    You can sort out your own affairs.

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      2 years ago

      Hey Pole

      Yeah you

      Hey Pole poley pole pole pole

      All of my fears came true

      • Leper_Messiah [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Article 5 is all lined up

        I give you all that you want

        Take the button and push it down

        Now doesn't it make you feel better?

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I will grief my own country's Minecraft builds before I fight any NATO war of aggression

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      2 years ago

      make sure youre close enough to get vaporized you dont want to be blind and burned but alive

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Draft me and I'll immediately shoot everyone around me the moment I'm given a gun, prioritising the officers. That death is less painful and traumatic than whatever awaits me from a grenade drone.

    • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Me, knowing I prevented a whole platoon from committing genocide in Eastern Europe and I'm wasting the firing squad's time and bullets :sicko-hexbear:

    • CrimsonSage [any]
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      2 years ago

      Its possible that they did fire them, like I could possibly see them going out of control or something, but I cant imagine that Russia would do it intentionally. Like starting a war with even just Poland right now would be really tripping over their own dick.

    • supdog [e/em/eir,ey/em]
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      2 years ago

      Russia has a clear advantage in escalating. Ukraine is peripheral for Americans while quite existential for Russia. Russia only has parity with nato at the tippy top not within the margins. Kherson just happened and Russia needs to maintain it's credibility as a nation whose territory (of which kerson is a part) is sovereign before anything else.

      I knew this would happen so congratulate me.

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    Poland already hated Russia with the burning hate of one thousand suns. They're going to call for genocide now, and are likely to attempt it.

    Only attempt.