https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1653426118114832385

Old fucker says he had his 6(shooter) loaded and ready to fire on a kid looking for her lost cat, tries to play it off by saying he wasn't going to shoot her but simply assault her instead and says ringing doorbells in 2023 gets you shot.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I told her to call animal control

    Motherfucker she is 6 years old. She probably doesn't even know what animal control is. Utterly deranged.

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      so you admit he DESTROYED this DUMB CHILD LIBTURD who DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ANIMAL CONTROL IS, in a debate?

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Chud Boomers: WHAT HAPPENED TO KNOWING YOUR NEIGHBORS!?!? :powercry-2:

      Innocent fucking child: Hi mister have you seen my little cat? She might be in your yard?

      Chud Boomers: RING MY DOORBELL AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!! :frothingfash:

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      In my city, we don't even have a dedicated animal control. It's the sheriff's office, and they don't deploy on animal control calls on certain days unless it's an animal that's more or less actively attacking something. :amerikkka-clap:

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Chuds:Why won't anyone have kids anymore?!?!

    Also chuds:If I see another brat I'm gonna blast'em:frothingfash:

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is the culture they're willing to genocide the third world to protect

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    mate if someone was going to rob or assault you they wouldn't knock on the door

    "I never threatened a child I just promised to attack her if I see her again"

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      There have been home invasions where someone knocks on the door and then when someone opens several more people come from around the corner that were caught on the Ring cameras that the news always has a field day with.

  • Torenico [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    But why the kids don't play outside anymore!!?

    The outside:

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      They've spent so long being fed action movie fantasies and buying guns and now they're old, they're just desperate to get one on the scoreboard before they go out

      • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I've had the same thought but about the fact that the cold war nukes never went hot like they were promised as well

      • daisy
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        2 years ago

        They’ve spent so long being fed action movie fantasies and buying guns and now they’re old, they’re just desperate to get one on the scoreboard before they go out

        I unironically believe that this exact philosophy, writ large, is why so many old Americans are obsessed with fantasies of bombing Russia.

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      They're so upset that they'll die soon, that they want everybody else to die with them.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah for real. I felt generally more welcome in San Diego, Portland, and Seattle than I did in Wasilla aka "The Hills have Eyes" neck of the woods

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        At least in cities I generally know what not to do if I don't want to put myself at risk. There's no logic to follow to avoid somebody shooting you for simply ringing their doorbell or driving up their driveway.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          I've talked to people thatve worked in delivery and they always told me the rural areas are the most sketch for them. One dude told me he had a shotgun shoved in his face even though he was shouting "delivery from X-company". Others have told me that they've had guys that ordered the shit they delivered casually bear their arms while they're dropping off their delivery to their front door

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          In the cities, if someone points a gun at me, I know they just want my wallet, since I'm not in a gang. Can't say the same about rural areas.

    • QuietCupcake [any, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      :this: The reason he even used the word "nasty" is because it is so close to the word na**y (has strong negative racial connotations and borders on being a slur because it is so frequently used that way). I bet he originally typed up that word but changed it to "nasty" because he knew he'd rightly get called out for being a racist and indeed reveal the kid was black.

    • eatmyass
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • eatmyass
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Hello mister homicide-burglary victim, would you open the door for me pretty please? I promise to make your death as painless as possible:powercry-1:

      • BarnieusCalgar [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        This would scan if your assailant had pink spiral-cone hair, a hatchet, and was wearing a fetish nurse costume.

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      the funniest thing about all the "i need it to protect my family" conservatives to me is that 99% of them are out of shape and absolutely fucked if someone put them in a situation where they 'needed to protect their family'. these people can't get out of their chair without getting winded yet they think they're gonna go john wick on some dude that just climbed their gutter like fucking sly cooper. mf is gonna pull his back trying to reach for his gun or have a heart attack rushing up stairs to grab it

        • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Cooperposting? On Hexbear!?

          This is really is my favorite site online. :lets-fucking-go:

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The most important skill needed to survive a firefight is not your aim or to have a badass gun. It's the ability to find and get into cover. These idiots would die the second they have to run into cover.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    The venn diagram of "Americans who own guns" and "Americans who should own guns" is two circles that don't touch

        • krei [it/its]
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          2 years ago

          I get the funny meme but don't accidentally erase groups like the HPNGC and the SRA either. I live in Georgia and personally know many socialists who own guns.

          (To be fair I don't know enough about the whole BPP/NBPP thing to say for sure whether they should be supported)

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    i've already raged out loud about this and it sapped my ability to repeat it here but i think yall have basically covered it.

    this person should be considered a danger to their community and that community should take action to ensure he's no longer a danger. whatever that takes.

    i was looking to see if there was any higher authority i could report him to since he's using his work twitter account but the fucker is the "founder,owner" of his shitty weather site. however, feel free to let him know how you feel through his website's official communication page

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Back in the day communities would just ostracize people and they'd go live out in the woods and be dangerous there. Now any wealthy boomer boater could just close up shop and move to another suburb and start fresh.

  • MoneyIsTheDeepState [comrade/them,he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I was going to say some snark, but I lost the thread after seeing that even this guy's meteorology site is chuddy.

    I wonder why it might be that The Weathernet Team lists five men with their solo portraits and separate job descriptions, followed by three women with portraits that include their kids who all share the title "Human Resource/Public Relations Manager and Social Media Administrator"