If only it was that easy :wail:

  • miz [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    ummm, it's actually gay to get pussy

      • casmael@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.

      • miz [any, any]
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        4 months ago
        not sure if this is anything yet might need some workshopping

        Wokeback Mountain

        • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]
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          4 months ago

          They turned MY gay cowboys WOKE?!

          Also, was certain you were going to write Gayshoe Theory, lol

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    More evidence for my theory that in the future the gender binary will evolve into incel and transgender power-genius

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    You see, men who vote for women turn into women. Women who vote for men turn into tradwives. Men who vote for men turn into cowboys. Women who vote for women turn into lesbians. Cowboys who vote for women turn into men. Lesbians who vote for men turn back into women, unless they're voting for other lesbians in which case they

    Hey where are you going? There's a lot more to this!

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    lmao they called the zoom call a struggle session. this was bizarre to listen to.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      It’s all just for show. His mom once called into his show and started tut tutting him for being rude on television and how she likes Biden. He just awkwardly chuckles and tries to assure his mom everything is okay. At the end they both end the call on good terms and she wishes everyone gets along lol. The brain of white american voters.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I'm surprised a Fox News host would actually say "transitions into a woman" instead of something horribly insensitive

  • P1d40n3 [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Good news trans friends! According to faux news, you don't need medication! Just vote!

  • Mousy [they/them, love/loves]
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    4 months ago

    When people are talking about the button they're talking about the button that votes for kamala harris