OOOOOOOOOO
Imagine if he's given it to Biden during the debate and they both die lmao
Hilary bursts through the door, foaming at the mouth and holding the decapitated head of Harris.
In the background wine moms ravenously cheer “hindsight is 2020” as Bill Plays sax
We'll finally get to see libs say "It should have been Bernie"
In this scenario Bernie has gone rouge and started an anarchist commune in Vermont. He did so SPECIFICALLY to cause struggle sessions for this site’s user base.
just day dreamin bout the prettiest bernie, all made up, wearing twelve inch heels and struttin down the catwalk
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'? (Feelin' good as hell)absolutely. that is :100-com: the song playing, not even up for debate
Imagine fifty years in the future when the sons and daughters and otherwise gendered or non-gendered children of the Union of Socialist States reads about the collapse of the last great imperialist power and at the end of the second decade of the 21st century both the fascist incumbent and imperialist competitor died of the fucking plague that the ruling class allowed to ravage the people unchecked.
eating all that icecream from jenis box really tuckered the poor little fella out.
hashtag post debate night relaxation schedule
The greatest timeline. Now if you'll excuse me i need to buy more emergency rations
We'd get a second chance at the election, and we'd fuck it up even worse than the first time
Honestly can't believe he admitted it
Edit: now I'm half worried he actually doesn't have it and is setting up a political show of 'how covid isn't really a big deal'
If he does have it and he recovers then he's really going to sling shit about it not being so bad
Actually he'll probably taunt Biden about it at the next debate, lmao. "You should try it Joe, it's not so bad if you're a tough guy like me"
petition to spam this on the next cushvlog so we can get matt to say it in his trump voice
Could be fake just to build sympathy.
BoJos polls went way up when he got it.
Biden had it? how do I not remember this
wait I'm tired and silly duh
As a Brit this was my first thought too.
Both got it just as their polling was tanking and coverage of COVID response was turning on them.
The display here in Britain made me feel more I'll than if I had had COVID. All the press treating him like he was Churchill or Princess Diana, praying for his recovery. All the 'Thank You NHS' signs in windows in my town replaced or joined by 'Get well Boris, we're praying for you' shit.
After all, it's not like Boris and Trump don't have friends and advisors in common.
Dynamic is completely different though. You guys still have cucky play nice politics among the people. We lost that shit years ago
We definitely don't. Corbyn is proof of that and your culture war has been fully imported I'm recent years. Marching far right, political assassinations, anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, QAnon, free speech crypto-nazis being taken seriously, armed football hooligans 'patrolling' parks and public areas to defend statues and towns from Antifa. This country is worse than ever.
Yeah but politics aint nearly as mean over there. Like the average person who dislikes trump would not care if things got bad with him, that's different with you guys where people still see the office of pm as legitimate
Take it from someone living here, they absolutely are. The difference is that everyone here isn't armed and we're not quite as racially segregated. I could give a dozen examples but it's still early and I'm busy this morning.
Nah british politics is far more brash than American politics. The US house is far more civilized than the British one.
True but I rarely get the sense of pure, visceral, hate from British people that I do from Americans. Like my boss is English and though she's a Labour supporter she doesn't fucking hate BoJo as much as lefty Americans hate Trump
That's just because BoJo isn't nearly as bad as Trump. Tory's are basically just the same as what blue dog democrats are in the US. Joe Manchin sucks, but no one gives him the level of hate they give to like Trump or Cruz.
Then again he's never had doctors lie for him before so why would he now :thinkin-lenin:
me, a very serious doctor boy with twelve theoretical doctorates in medicology
this large cheddar wheel has many health. best healths i have ever had the joy of handling. no i will not explain.
office broken into later that day
oh noo he has stolen my manilla folders!
excuse you, i, a very serious ducktor, only minored in liberalism.
or can we not have little a liberalism, as a treat? this ideological purity testing is tearing us apart quillquote!
I was actually trying to do a ck3 joke, couldn't come up with one, and thought I deleted the post.
what the fuck. :(
its okay, i forgive you. maybe next time try something like:
Jihad for Amerikkka!
The great Democratic Caliph Joseph Robinette Biden has decided to call a Jihad against the Republicans in the Gerontocracy of Amerikkka. He urges all righteous Democratic Centrists to take up arms against the depraved Cheeto Donald Johnboy Trump of the MAGA Council of Amerikkka for the glory of Jeni's Icecream.
July is merciful!
Virgil in there immediately with the "your fired sir"
we love our boy, don't we folks?
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1311893083148124160?s=20
Give em some love
I’m asking myself the same question. Twitter being a shit website probably. Like when I click links from here and it says not available so I click again and magically it opens up.
Edit:nope. I’m guessing this is one of their soft ban things that all social media sites do these days. Because you’ll see one reply from like a minute ago pop up and then it goes away. Maybe when a bunch of people report it.
I'm not seeing replies either. Disappointing, because that bait gets the best replies on even the most mundane tweets.
Why can I not see any of the replies to Virgils reply? It says there are 35 but they don’t display?
herman cain was the same age as Trump and was healthier. Plus Trump already has had a lot of health scares, it may be something
I'm already covering my bases by telling everyone I don't think he really has it. I think almost everyone expects him to be fine, then to talk about how not a big deal it was. I don't blame people for taking a moment to enjoy it though.
If trump dies from this Qanon is going to be launched into a new stratosphere.
L. Ron Hubbard has entered the chat
Joseph Smith has entered the chat
PLEASE DIE NOWWWWWWW I HAVE NEVER WISHED DEATH ON SOMEONE WITH SUCH HOPE AND ENTHUSIASM
For a couple months maybe, I don't see him winning to Biden or Kamala. It would be pretty funny if all those moderate Republicans Biden was courting swing back right now, though.
perfect way to get 1.8 billion people to swear eternal vengeance upon the united states for the rest of its existence
And then? What can those 1.8 billion people do that could even put a minor dent in the works of empire? Nothing.
itll be 9/11 but all the time. the world would descend into fascism and barbarism due to white backlash at a string of consistent, mass casualty, terrorist attacks. the arab world might actually unite into one state in retaliation, they came close to it with the advent of israel but with the destruction of mecca it'd be a given.
I think that's too optimistic. There are enough contradictions and a tug of war between the ruling cliques of the Arab countries to prevent any such solidarity from going further than empty populist declarations. The American surveillance state has also gotten only more powerful since 2001, 9/11 itself having been entirely preventable but allowed to proceed for obvious reasons. And we haven't even gotten into the sheer devastation the US can dish out militarily should the Arab nations actually unite (although even then they simply lack the hardware [and training] for any serious projection of power to threaten the US mainland). There's very little even such a developed country as China can do atm if the US decided to cripple them as a punishment. Unfortunately :(
well... youre not wrong.
personally im holding out hope that pence also got it. just a full covid sweep of the board
yeah his like day 1 executive order will be to firebomb every planned parenthood and make estradiol a schedule 1 drug lol
Wrong pence isnt the Messiah of the death cult, competent administration is irrelevant
Hellworld throws us a bone once in a while
Can he have given it to Biden for the sweet double tho?Trump yelling over Biden and giving him covid in the process would be pure kino
When i heard Boris Johnson was on a ventilator gasping for breath I couldnt even watch the screen
Because i was coming so hard my glasses fell off
And then rona let me down.
Trump is 20 years older and theres no way he's healthier than BoJo. I think we have a chance
If he dies it'll really be because he came for the Lion of Damascus
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It's like the Elder Wand, whoever kills the previous wife becomes the new wife
People have been saying to stay positive, and not to lose hope -- apparently they meant Hope Hicks. Godspeed, Comrade 'Rona. o7
