This is the answer. End of the best bit since Andy Kaufman. Did he really die? We'll never know.
Chapo chat will post a concentration of :crab-party: so massive that it collapses into a black hole
I shall stride happily forward, hand in hand with my smiling comrades, into the warm embrace of the crab rave singularity
Ngl, I’m honestly a little more scared of Pence than Trump.
Oh good someone merged the Red World mod i to this patch of the simulation. Real White Pheonix hours
They'll get excited if they're told he's carrying out Trump's plans, also a good portion of the dems guaranteed votes are specifically about Trump being a unique problem and Pence would be a return to normalcy for them
All of evangelism would collectively cum if he became president. Plus, all the never trumpets would go to him because of respectability.
MAGA dudes call him unironically call him "Silver Fox". none of them were excited for Trump in the beginning either. Trump was a liberal democrat for many decades of public life. Pence would have to be a complete klutz not to be able to rope all the MAGA guys in, plus all the Lincoln project fairweather Jennifer Rubin democrats. he's the Joe Biden they wanted in the first place.
I think this is a decent take. Lots of folks who are only backing Biden cause muh civility would happily jump ship. Doesn't help that Biden is barely coherent.
Not really. He has no time to assemble a winning coalition, and he has to carry the baggage from the Trump administration.
It's an interesting scenario: Short term. Pence becomes VP. Probably at least one right-wing terrorist attack. The GOP either runs Pence or picks the next best fascist governor they can get their hands on. This is problematic because Trump's appeal is all style, and they can't really pick someone policy comparable. Probably the best ever chance a third-party far-right candidate would have at winning when they claim to be carrying on Trump's legacy. Jeb completes the Human Instrumentality Project.
The real question is: What do Q people do?
Q people claim he was asassinated and start shooting libs in the streets starting the most boring civil war in human history
The unfortunate thing is that the most popular third-party candidate is Jo Jorgenson, because Americans suck and we can't have nice things. Howie couldn't even get on the ballot in my shithole state.
There will be a glowing memorial programme on MSNBC called, "The CEO president" and Maddow will say, "I didn't agree with him often, but we all can agree that he wanted to make America great again."
After her comments about "your friend who gets lung cancer from smoking" I am certain she would have scolded anti-hitler Germans for being too rude.
I mean she just created the worst metaphor, just absolutely shedding light on her complete lack of moral comprehension.
Well, I don't know about you but I'm thinking champagne happens.
Internationally, heightened tensions with China. Domestically, increased right wing terror. There will still be a coup carried out by the Supreme Court, just for some Lincoln project ghoul who will do everything Trump would have done. Also the libs will pull some ridiculous shit to honor Trump because he was a decent man even if they disagreed with him.
