Doctors have said it is safe to piss, shid, and cam in the showers now so those are no longer weird. What is the weirdest thing you've done in the shower?

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    I tried to be all sexy and romantic once and take a shower with my ex but it wasn't big enough for the two of us so I got out and sat on the toilet and waited for her to finish before I got back in and finished myself. failure

  • Infamousblt [any]
    hexagon
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    1 month ago

    In college my dishes didn't fit in our dorm sink and I didn't feel like going to the kitchen down the hall to wash them so I'd take them into the shower, which was in my room, and wash them.

    Folks told me this was gross. I still think it wasn't...I was cleaning myself in there and now also dishes so what it's the cleaning location.

    I do agree it was weird as fuck though.

    • Hime
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      1 month ago

      horror

      • Infamousblt [any]
        hexagon
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        1 month ago

        That's not anywhere near the most disgusting thing I did in college but that's a different thread.

        • Hime
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          1 month ago

          Well now you mentioned it I'm obviously naturally curious.

          Don't be a lib, say what you did!!!!

          • Infamousblt [any]
            hexagon
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            1 month ago

            I must keep some mysteries for another day!

            • Hime
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              1 month ago

              kiryu-slam

    • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      When I was in college I fermented large batches of apple and grape juice concentrate into something that could be called wine and I washed my equipment in the dorm showers. Definitely weird but I never got an infected batch so it was clean enough.

    • beef_curds [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      I used to do this with my laundry when I was too far from a laundromat to walk there. I think what makes it weird is that you already had a sink.

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    I read in the shower one time. I put my paperback novel between the glass and the cabinet behind so it was propped up, and sat on the floor and read. I got out to turn the page once but the book got super wet so I just read four pages. I think it was a Pratchett I had to return to the library the next day

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      Reading this comment i felt progressively worse from reading in the shower, the precarious setup, turning a page and getting the book wet, until I died inside seeing it was a library book.

      • PointAndClique [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        I got the idea because I used to also put my exam revision notes stuck to the other side of the glass so the next logical step was hmm why not book

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      I also read in the shower, I have no cares about getting the book moist from the steam. Dunno if I'd bring a library book in, but my own books absolutely.

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I'm in the shower right now, so, posting on Hexbear, I guess

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Took a nap in the tub with the shower head on.

      • engelsaxons [comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        It really is. Not great for the environment but if you live in an area where clean water is cheap and accessible there's few things more relaxing.

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      This makes sense to me why not. Shower is for cleaning things. I've certainly washed hand wash only stuff in the shower how else you gonna wash them

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      I sometimes fill up a tub with water and hand wash my clothes in the shower because I don't have a washing machine and sometimes I don't want to spend 2 hours in a sketchy laundry cleaning my clothes while some dude is smoking meth in the corner.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Two answers:

    1 ) Sex. It's uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I'd play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.

    2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost

    Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy "Bilbo Baggins" song while scrubbing between my toes.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker's get to have fun sexy shower times.

  • Moss [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    When I was in student accommodation, I didn't share the shower with anyone or pay electricity bills, so I liked to turn in the shower, turn off the lights and just sit for a long time. It was very nice. But very bad environmentally and financially

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    When I first moved out of my parents and into a tiny studio I refused to use the landlord's washing machines and dryers in the basement of the building for some inexplicable reason so I hand washed my clothes and bedding and air dried them. My comforter was too big for the sink so I cleaned it by getting undressed, putting detergent on it, and wrestling it in the (standing) shower until it was thoroughly soaked and soaped. Then I'd rinse it off and wring it out as much as possible and hang dry it.

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      Guys will literally wrestle their comforter in the shower before going to a laundromat.

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Jerked off with cheese whiz while dressed as Abraham Lincoln

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      1 month ago

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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Idk but my roommate in my college dorm would regularly eat yogurt

    Edit: I almost hope someone eats yogurt in the shower bc of this

  • jimmyjohnsilverhand2
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    1 month ago

    I used to sit down at the end of my showers and do the whole Tears in rain monologue lmao