• viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    5 days ago

    Yea the next logical step after billionaires is divorced dudes who own a bunch of ayn rand books with pristine spines

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      5 days ago

      Just to be clear, the books are the ones with pristine spines, the divorced dude's spines are fucked up from kneeling to suck billionaire dick

      • Thallo [she/her]
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        5 days ago

        SMH rightoids have such poor dick sucking posture 😔

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 days ago

      ayn rand books with pristine spines

      Good for them and us tbf

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    5 days ago

    No one hates ancaps, they just think they’re massive dorks with zero realistic sense of how the political economy they claim to love works. They’re too pathetic to hate.

  • miz [any, any]
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    5 days ago

    first, they came for the billionaires
    and I cried and cried because what if I become a billionaire tomorrow?

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    I wonder what 'training' is to people like this, I assume it's just buying another 500 dollar attachment for their AR that gets used once then never touched again

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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      5 days ago

      Usually these dorks train by acting like Seal Team Six tier 1 operator types. They'll train in all sorts of ridiculous situations like prone underneath a car with one leg "broken", they'll practice elaborate speed reload methods, run competition courses in full kit

      All the kind of shit that looks great on YouTube, right up until they'd ever need to put it in practice, at which point they'll shit and piss themselves and drop every magazine they try to reload (which actually did happen to an attempted mass shooter in the US. Forgot the name or location, but he essentially tried to shoot up a bank. On the way in he dropped his gun, broke the sling, and fumbled the magazine before getting shot in the face by a security guard)

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        5 days ago

        Wait wait wait....this motherfucker chose a bank as his mass-shooting target? The things notoriously difficult to attack because of all the security they have? He wasn't there to rob it? Like I get botching a robbery because nerves or whatever and you're desperate for money. But as a location to carry out a terrorist attack?

        lol. lmao, even.

          • Dolores [love/loves]
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            5 days ago

            one of my favorite pics fr. mf should have a pulitzer (?) for catching that fool with that expression and embarrassing kit

          • miz [any, any]
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            5 days ago

            oh man there were so many memes on the old CTH sub with this guy cut out and photoshopped into absurd situations and dunking on his dumb ass

          • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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            5 days ago

            Ah okay yeah I remember this dork now that you've shown the photo. He had all that tacticool shit on that caused him more problems than it solved lol

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        5 days ago

        I remember that guy! But just barely and only because of how much he got owned.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 days ago

    Interesting that they've shifted the narrative from "he was a family man, just like you! Feel sorry for him!" to "The evil WOKES will be coming for you next!"

    It's so artificial and so sudden, like I feel like there was an emergency meeting last week discussing the ineffectuallness of their last message.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    Tactically ascertaining a supply of pre-teens I can sign the NAP with

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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      5 days ago

      Bunker busters or thermobarics are probably better than nukes. Of course I think simply finding every air duct feeding air to the bunker and filling them with cement then staffing some riflemen at the doors to shoot anyone exiting is a more efficient and cost-effective solution to the issue.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          5 days ago

          The undeground Bunkers might make good storage depots for fermenting kimchi or something. Now that I think about it maybe just sticking something to temporarily block the pipes might be more cost-effective in the long run

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      5 days ago

      Personally, I'm more of a fan of sealing up the exits and letting their haven become their tomb

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    5 days ago

    [The billionaires they have solidarity with when shit hits the fan] Uh yeah good luck with that, I'm going to go in my missile silo bunker now and uh you can't come with me. Look over there! [runs]

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    Best case scenario for these sorts is they get hired as security for their rich masters and manage to successfully appeal to the NAP for why they shouldn't have to wear the explosive collars that Musk and the Reddit CEOs want them to wear.

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    I'm out here on the grind, buying thousands of dollars worth of weapons and ammo so that when I become a billionaire, I can fight off the Italian mercs.