• OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This is almost the funniest thing Trump has ever done. It don't quite top the fast food buffet though that he set up for the college football team's white house visit.

    • McDirtyBirdy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That shit was funny. His sheepish grin. His arms spread wide in a gesture of welcome. A table full of trans fats and salt. It’s perfect

      • OhWell [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It was the funniest image of his entire presidency. When I first saw it, I thought it was photoshopped. It took me a few minutes to realize it was real. All the McDonalds, Burger King, Arbys and Wendys was so carefully divided and arranged LOL

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Seeing a stack of 1 dollar McDonald's burgers on a gold platter and the contrast of that was just so fucking hilarious.

          • PlantsRcool [any]
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            4 years ago

            And that platter probably belonged to the wife of John Quincy Adams or something hahahahahhaah

            • Ezze [hy/hym,they/them]
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              4 years ago

              Abigail Adams was all right. No need to be dragging her into this.

              • Civility [none/use name]
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                Without knowing anything about her except that she was a US historical figure rich enough to own gold platters I can confidently say she was a genocidal fascist who either owned slaves or was best friends with people who did and deserves far worse than whatever dunks a commie shitpost forum can throw at her a century? after her death.

                • lakeradio [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  "Unlike Martha Washington, Abigail Adams opposed slavery and had favored its abolition in the early 1770s. While sympathetic to the slaves and the hardships they endured, "Lady Adams" was less compassionate toward the young nation's immigrant population."

        • SimAnt [any]
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          4 years ago

          oh god the sauce packets in the silver gravy boats

        • lakeradio [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Honestly the coolest thing a president has done. The kids probably loved it. Who in this country doesnt love eating absolute garbage? If Obama did it, people would love it.

          The photo is a whole other thing though. Art.

      • CementEscapist [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Making it even more Trumpian was he did it for the champions of college football, which is the ultimate red state sport. A group of kids - mostly poor, southern and black - being led into the room by their white coach who is an anti-labor, vaguely racist dipshit.

      • elwoodblues [any]
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        4 years ago

        Lincoln looking longingly at the chandelier (?)/noose in the background is my favorite detail

    • CementEscapist [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The fast food party was easily the happiest Trump has been on any day of his presidency. Possibly his entire life.

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        It really cracks me up how Matt calls it the handsome quarterback hamburger party.

      • zxcvbnm [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Sitting in the firetruck has to be a contender.

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I think the funniest is the picture of him looking directly at the sun and pointing at it

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      I wouldn't be surprised if this somehow increases Trump's approval rating, somehow.

  • ShoutyMcSocialism [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    How do they fucking rationalize this? Cause you know they do. Oh he's just too busy to worry about us little folk. Pain piggies.

    • elwoodblues [any]
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      4 years ago

      "I'm sure he didn't mean it the strong president is just really busy and I'm sure it wasnt his fault it was probably [local dem]'s fault"

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        4 years ago

        lol as a antifascist ill take credit for this

        win win situation, plus i get to be a supervillain to these weak losers

        i mean come on i can only get so hard

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        You first need to walk if you want to run (off a cliff).

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    This is so fucking funny, how openly Trump utterly despises his supporters so much he couldn't even get a couple of busses for them and constantly insults them. You get what you fucking deserve chuds

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      4 years ago

      Biden despises his supporters - Trump just doesn't give a shit or a second thought.

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Again! Bus Company Supervisor: The campaign said they would pay us when we arrived. Nobody paid us. They said passengers would wear masks. Nobody had masks & they all kept singing "YMCA". So we left because we heard from other companies they didn't get paid last time."

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Literally laughing uncontrollably at this. How do his supporters keep falling for it?

  • BillyMays [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He did it again!!! Hahaha. He shits on this base better than Biden ever could.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Comrade Trump’s Anglo kill streak continues to climb

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      Trump usually holds rallies at airports. Probably because he's a lazy bastard and just wants to fly out. Who knows. When Bernie came to town, it was at a sports stadium. When trump did, it was an airport. Many of these airports are smaller and aren't really set up for that sort of traffic. So they set up parking lots miles away and shuttle them to and (theoretically) from the lots on charter buses.

      Last time, the shuttles came in through a two lane road just fine because they staggered things out okay, but trying to come back, the road got congested from both the buses coming all at once and from enough people ignoring instructions and trying to park closer, and they basically got stuck at a standstill.

      There was also less of a time crunch getting them there as it was a bit warmer, because the sun was out.

      This time, no clue.