Halloween is one of the most influential and recognized horror series of all time, spanning 12 movies, 5 timelines, 2 reboots and 1 “spin off”. 11 of the 12 focus on the killer Michael Myers :shrek-progress: while Halloween 3 is a entirely separate storyline, which John Carpenter wanted to do for every Halloween film however the fans wanted Michael Myers alone.
MAJOR SPOILER WARNING
The “supernatural” timeline goes as follows: 1-2-4-5-6, and explains Michaels ability to be shot multiple times and survive via insane curse means, honestly I don’t really rewatch 4-6 so I don’t have much to say here.
The non-Michael Myers one, Season of the witch, features a story about Halloween masks marketed to kids, telling them to watch advertisements with the mask on (which ends up leading to their death). The masks kill them because of... stone hendge? What? This movie makes no sense but honestly I still enjoy it and it makes my top 5
The water timeline, which goes 1-2-H20-Resurrection features a bomb ass movie focusing on Laurie in H20 and then kill her in resurrection in a really stupid way but hey Busta Rhymes fights Michael with karate which is interesting.
The Rob Zombie is a total reboot, focusing more on what makes Michael tick and also is the most fucked up of all of them, pretty hard to watch and has unnecessary moments in my option but still better than curse and resurrection
The most recent timeline ignores 2 and goes 1-2018-kills. Personally my favorite timeline, 2018 features Laurie Strode defending herself from Michaels attacks when he comes back 40 years after killing her friends and attempting to kill her. In kills, there are, as the name suggests, a lot of kills, which the movie focuses on for a subpar story. All 3 of these movies are top 5 Halloween movies though.
I’ll add more tomorrow cause I’m tired rn
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Cars suck remove the comm
Also happy Halloween
Don’t shit on cars. We’ll need to know how to use them when Amerika balkanizes and mad max becomes life.
:train-shining:
Edit: @Edelgard makes a good argument, though: "Don’t shit on cars. We’ll need to know how to use them when Amerika balkanizes and mad max becomes life."
Cars suck remove the comm
We are left with no choice but to Stan :07:
Cars suck remove the comm
Oh no is the cars discourse really starting up?
Housing prices continue to outpace wages by a ratio of about 12:1," Mr Lawless said.
"This is one of the reasons why first home buyers are becoming a progressively smaller component of housing demand.
:blob-no-thoughts:
Feeling so blessed to be celebrating a 2nd Halloween. Amerika has done so much for me.
:corona-whitehouse:
12 year old trick or treater just said "oh my god, they got pride flags" as if it was the coolest decoration he's seen (he's right 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️)
Met two trans friends I havent seen in a while at a Halloween party yesterday! I'm texting one of them now, we're gonna meet up again at a 100 Gecs concert next month!
:trans-specter: :trans-specter: :trans-specter:
Kansas realism. when you can't imagine anything other than Kansas
No Chinese person ever called my mom and I white gutter trash.
so they just added c/cars and now i notice in the sidebar that we have 88 communities
coincidence? :brow:
i basically live downtown of a major metropolitan area, but still have to take a 20 min bus ride to get groceries.
the struggle isfood deserts are realThe nearest grocery store is 20 minutes of biking away from me, uphill, on narrow busy roads, without bikelanes, largely without sidewalks even.
spoiler
Boo! :specter: :trans-specter: :specter: :trans-specter: :specter: :trans-specter: :specter: :trans-specter:
It was a real death to America week. Next week's looking similar tbh
