• Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    103
    2 months ago

    Ruzzia

    These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
    hexbear
    100
    2 months ago

    Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.

  • RedWizard [he/him]
    hexbear
    82
    2 months ago

    Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!

      • RedWizard [he/him]
        hexbear
        46
        2 months ago

        Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.

        Maybe one day I'll have the time.

        • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
          hexbear
          14
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          Could always do it as a one-shot, Viking Death Squad from Runehammer Games would be a good fit aesthetically.

          Even just to prototype, that's how I've used one-shots.

          Runehammer's opening a place in NE Philly if anyone's around!

            • Awoo [she/her]
              hexbear
              22
              2 months ago

              I've been dying to ask a reddit employee how they feel knowing that their decision to allow and even promote mercenary recruitment on their website resulted in the deaths of thousands of their users. Literal blood on their hands.

              I doubt I will ever get the chance. They will probably just blame russia and defer all responsibility anyway.

      • SnowySkyes [she/her]
        hexbear
        45
        2 months ago

        lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
      hexbear
      6
      2 months ago

      In that case, may I recommend you checking out the prime minister of Estonia who publicly thanked them for their "brave work" during their cringe conference next to the Big boy NATO conference in Vilnius.

      Their conference had a great bit with a balloon shaped like a shark after a shark attacked a russian tourist in Egypt.

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
    hexbear
    78
    2 months ago

    lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.

  • beef_curds [she/her]
    hexbear
    78
    2 months ago

    Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
      hexbear
      73
      2 months ago

      Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo

      I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable

        • beef_curds [she/her]
          hexbear
          39
          2 months ago

          Oh, it's more doge meming? I thought it was at least a wolf or something.

          I gotta be honest that all the cringe doge stuff in the last couple years has really ruined the whole shiba inu breed for me. Throw this on the pile, ig.

      • Adkml [he/him]
        hexbear
        30
        2 months ago

        Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org

        Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
    hexbear
    77
    2 months ago

    Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.

  • @PastaCeci@lemmy.ml
    hexbear
    75
    2 months ago

    The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro

    • Egon [they/them]
      hexbear
      37
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      kim-il-young stalin-young che-cigar isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

  • lapis [fae/faer, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    52
    2 months ago

    look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.

    Show

      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        29
        2 months ago

        the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones

      • TheGamingLuddite [none/use name]
        hexbear
        15
        2 months ago

        I really really hope she swiped some of that massage oil before cutting him off so she could at least get something of use out of this mortifying ordeal

  • LeZero [he/him]
    hexbear
    47
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544

    Someone did dodge a bullet for sure

    Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments

      • @DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
        hexbear
        23
        2 months ago

        I doubt he even knows what that means. These NAFO dorks probably pick a socialist country at random to claim they were "born in" and were heavily oppressed by the evil commies in. They don't even check the wikipedia articles on them most likely, just google maps to find locations. At this point I'm more convinced that anyone who claims to have escaped "communist oppression" on the internet is just lying about it, because they're used to talking to liberals who will believe anyone who claims to have been from a place as being an expert on that place by default.

        • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
          hexbear
          10
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          At this point I’m more convinced that anyone who claims to have escaped “communist oppression” on the internet is just lying about it

          You are convinced correct. Hell i live in Poland and the amount of martyrology grows the more the more PRL is distant in past. And every single time i heard that and i asked for details it came up that it was either completely made up or some incredibly insignificant event like sitting in milita post for an hour before getting lectured on martial law or a day of jail and fine for vandalism.

          • @DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
            hexbear
            8
            2 months ago

            It's usually pretty easy to spot too, they claim to have "escaped communism" but then speak like a 14 year old American teenager, I find it unlikely that a 50+ year old victim of the Evil Soviet Gulags in the 1980s would talk like that. At least the ones who claim their parent or grandparent "escaped communism" are slightly more believable, though it's pretty unlikely they're giving an accurate story about what really happened to their grandparent's egg monopoly.