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  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Pink imperialism hurts gay rights globally by making people associate it with death, warfare, and smug liberal excuses for why their families had to die in a drone strike.

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Me when I hear anyone say queer movements are western interference, and shit like the OOP exists: desolate

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Not to mention it also kills LGBT people in other countries. If it’s not straight bombs and bullets killing them, the west will partner with fascist kill squads to hunt down anyone left of Hitler to stop communism.

  • propter_hog [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    Whoa whoa whoa; I'm all for low hanging fruit, but this is the dredge tank, not the septic tank.

      • weeen [any, any]
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        4 months ago

        You can't stop me...I can go lower dean-smile

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        • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          Literally when has the west ever fought for LGBT rights? The best reasoning I ever hear the cow-pies come up with is "well I stereotype every Arab as a homophobe, and we've murdered a lot of them in the war on terror, therefore that was good."

          • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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            4 months ago

            In a lot of ways turning Libya into the world capital of human trafficking is a win for queer slave owners.

            • edge [he/him]
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              4 months ago

              The first thing I thought of on reading “queer slave owners” was Lindsey Graham.

              • Nakoichi [they/them]
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                4 months ago

                On the one hand I feel like this is queer stereotyping, but on the other hand that dude has definitely sucked some dicks.

                • edge [he/him]
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                  4 months ago

                  He himself has said "to the extent that it matters, I'm not gay" which is basically just "yeah I'm gay but I suppress it like a good Christian". So beyond stereotyping, he's pretty much just admitted it.

        • REgon [they/them]
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          4 months ago

          Imagine having the east german border guard twink as your pfp to post takes like that

          • weeen [any, any]
            hexagon
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            4 months ago

            The pfp, the flag, 'progressive', ISLAMIST imperialism, that screenshot truly has it all

        • Nakoichi [they/them]
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          4 months ago

          I want to shove these fucking nerds into a locker and then shove that locker into a volcano.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Who tf is Sweden even fighting

    Did the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth reform or what

    Did the Estonians start worshipping a deer god again

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      The Swede lusts for Denmark. Once the Gulf stream ceases and winters in northern Europe gets much colder the godless Swedish hordes will stream across the frozen straits beset on conquest as they have done before.

      • REgon [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        They will fail however, and that's when the danish counterstrike launches. The Kalmarunion will rise again! But with a better flag.

        plan for invasion of Sweden

        Step 1: Wait for Norway to run out of oil
        Step 2: Now that Norway has no oil, they'll rejoin Denmark if we ask nicely
        Step 3: Pincer movement (flawless strategy)
        Step 4: Declare Kalmar, use it as an excuse to get out of the EU
        Step 5: Kill all the swedish nobles
        Step 6: Argue that the families are all so intermingled that technically all the royal families are somewhat swedish
        Step 7: Kill them

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        You know what? Fuck it. If both forces have an all volunteer army, I support Sweeden vs Denmark.

        Changed my mind thinking about it for 20 seconds because the military would interrupt people who are just trying to have brunch

        Ehhhh... I could be convinced

    • REgon [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Sweden shares a maritime border with Russia and spends a bunch of money (relatively, nothing compared to the psychosis of the US, but still too much) on maintaining a navy in case anything ever happens. Whenever there's a slow news day Scandinavian papers will have a story about a russian submarine being detected in swedish waters or something

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      These are old, and at that time Sweden were bombing Libya and occupying Afghanistan.

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Every 100 years the ghost of Carolus Rex possesses the Swedish PM and demands they butcher their way to Moscow to establish the Great Northern Empire. 7th times the charm, lads!

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      According to my poli sci professor, Sweden does have a military but it's mostly used for peacekeeping missions. Granted, it's from a pro-global north POV so take it with a grain of salt.

      • huf [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        yeah, keeping all the peace at home so there's none left for the global south...

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Choosing to read it as being in favour of queer people taking over Sweden tbh

  • dukedevin
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    4 months ago

    i hate this shit

  • REgon [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    They cooked alright, but the dish was surströmning

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    4 months ago

    The last time Sweden fought a war was 2 centuries ago.

    By certain metrics one of the least threatened, most peaceful countries on earth.

    "Defend human rights" fym

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Sweden bombed Libya and occupied Afghanistan and had some people in Congo I think. Sweden having 200 years of peace is a lie. Sure, we didn't get to experience war at home, but we sure as hell murdered other people abroad.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        4 months ago

        That's why I said "by certain metrics", doesn't qualify in the least as defending anything, and is not a valid justification for having a standing army.

          • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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            4 months ago

            Yeah, and that means they will have a permanent obligation to spend money on a military that doesn't discernably do anything to defend the country in practice.

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Remember these from a couple of years ago. There was also some featuring women.

    The main result was that a load of chuds got mad that it was wokeness gone mad. Was a pre-NATO ad.

  • Teapot [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Damn I guess the simplicius commenters are right