a strange sound ... immediately before the crash.
Like some high-powered system breaking or slipping out of place leading to catastrophic failure? It was probably part of the engine, power-plant, or propulsion system failing.
The sound before the crash: “oh shid oh fuck this doesn’t fly like in Battlefield 3 at all”
In all seriousness I give a 99% chance this is just bullshit that the media will regurgitate to save face for the military fucking up
Lol that makes this so much weirder honestly.
I don’t see any other results from a quick search other than a few articles speculating about China participating in causing Havana syndrome which is also funny. Both the news writing about Havana syndrome and a 16 follower account writing this are almost indistinguishable levels of “quality” and importance imo
probably he did know how to fly a plane. Pretty sure they don't just put some guy in a fighter jet and tell them to have fun with it
Realistically I just assume the F35 had a defect or something but who knows. Boeing kept crashing shit repeatedly why not the military too lol
Didn't a plane go missing around south asia that we never found a while ago
Not sure offhand. There’s been a lot of plane crash articles over the past few years (not only the US) and most of them blend together in my mind. I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened though.
I think it was a Malaysia airlines flight there was a big stink cause we never figured out what happened to it then people just kinda got bored and forgot
Oh yeah I remember that one. I never heard of it being found either
Malaysia Flight 370 disappeared in early 2014, although I am fairly certain there was a more recent one.
:youre-laughing: :China is using high-energy dubstep cannon from Saints Row to sink our big beautiful planes and you're laughing?!
:joker-troll: : :michael-laugh: :data-laughing:
hi-energy gong vibrations.
China has mastered the ancient art of sonic warfare from a distanceheard a strange sound just before the crash
Bass cannon bass cannon bass cannon bass canon reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
BREAKING: Psychology experts within intelligence circles claim American turned Chinese figure skater Zhu Zi is in reality suppressing feelings of joy after purposely botching all her performances for the Chinese team. "It's clear to us she has done this on purpose". https://t.co/AadLS4eNfg https://twitter.com/IntellNEWS2/status/1490720845060263941
this account's first tweet was 2 days ago
let's vet our sources a little better next time please comrades, there's plenty of far better supported manufacturing of consent against China
See all this evidence of something? Its fake! Wheres the Evidence that its fake? There is none! The fact theres lots of evidence for your position and none for mine means im right!
theyre claiming shes happy despite her being obviously sad, a complete inverse of reality just cuz they said so.
This is kind of how conspiracy and misinformation is these days, just say literally anything bad about X and all your conservative friends will retweet the fuck out of it.
Why is there no evidence of China's illegal dumping of raw mayonnaise into international waters? It's because there is a cover-up, of course!
What would be the point of revealing the existence of a secret super weapon just to push a single plane into the ocean and then do nothing more?
'Cause I'm Havana good time, Havana good time!
I'm a shooting star racing through the sky
I'm a tiger, defying the laws of gravity
Absolute horseshit. If the US is good at anything it is building new ways to mutilate and murder. If acoustic weapons were feasable we'd have some press conference explaining why boiling Cubans/Iranians/Venezualans brains in their skulls with the navy's shiny new freedom ray is actually a good thing.
The US already has sonic weapons. The way they work also doesn't fit at all either for this story, or Havana syndrome. The idea that the Chinese navy could drive a sonic weapon close enough to an American aircraft carrier to crash a plane is patently ridiculous.
Chinese noise laser causes F35 pilot to crash because they were vibing too hard to the beat
Not that this would stop the US but aren't weapons designed to permanently make someone deaf or blind a war crime?
Which is why there are funny rules about lasers or something
They'd probably state the intended purpose is something else, it just coincidentally causes blindness or deafness. Bit like with white phosperous.
This is why shooting lasers at cops is perfectly fine. The intent is not to blind them, it's actually to burn them alive
I can't wait for the "mistery death ray" industry to expand to different markets!!
doctors lazily diagnosing "mystery death ray" for every case that isnt immediately apparent and perscribing expensive as fuck meds for life. circling back to the days of having ghosts in your blood and doing cocaine about it.
Mwahaha hello mr.Biden it is I, ruthless dictator Kim jong un, if you don’t send me 1,000,000BTC in the next 5 hours I will blow up the moon with the Juche Death Ray!
:kim-drip:
ok, but how long until the evil cuba ray is what the us media uses to explain why they lose the olympics
"US joins 193 countries in not having the most gold medals, are Chinese rayguns to blame?"
Most of the athletes quoted in that story are such fucking babies or just straight up lying.
One complains of not being able to get out of bed and wasting away to the point where their bones stick out because they're so weak, surviving only on a handful of pasta per day. Wow, super harsh for China not to provide food right? Actually she admits they do provide food but she "can't eat it". Why? Doesn't say, just doesn't like it I guess, so instead she's going to lie in bed and tweet about starving to death.
Others talk about the horrifying indignity and trauma of being taken in the middle of the night and isolated. Wow, sounds scary, snatched at 3am and taken to who knows where right? No, actually they say they rode in an ambulance after testing positive for Covid to a nice hotel for isolating Athletes with positive tests.
Any detail or reasoning on why the hotels are "inadequate" or they "can't eat the food"? Nope, just vague whining.
The article concludes by complaining about the weather, particularly that it's cold at the winter Olympics.
It's an amazing piece about nothing, it's one of those articles that would play well on a Chapo reading series.
"Mama Mia only a hands full a pasta?!"
"We're not incompetent fuckups, they have a sound gun that can crash planes while doing literally nothing else to any person or electronics!"
This is actually amerikkka flexing its most powerful weapon: the ability to say any old bullshit and watch their whole sphere of influence shrug and agree.
