https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1545536560648560642
Imagine being a young woman of color, seeing that someone who looks like you is finally vice president and then it's kamala fucking harris :deeper-sadness:
had an old friend who is a radlib tell me during the primary that it would be more important to see a woman of color as VP than having Bernie because young people would be inspired. lmfaooo
She really embodies the vibe of someone who bullshitted their way into a job they fundamentally are unqualified for and is just trying to ride it out.
As empathetic beings, we feel the knot in her stomach when she speaks because she knows she isn't fooling everyone or even herself, but she just has to fool enough people to not become Quayle-eque complete joke so she can get those private sector millions in a few years.
Did she get a case of covid that's given her actual brain damage?
Has she been vomiting up word salad for years? If so - I never saw it. But in the last few weeks she's starting to make Trump sound downright Shakespearean. Seriously - what the fuck.
It's really funny, like how can she just /never/ say normal things? I imagine one of her handlers like "oh she's almost made it through this one AAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHAAAAATTTTTTT"
She's doing the politician thing where they don't give straight answers, like she isn't going to admit democrats dropped the ball on roe v wade because they don't give a shit, but she's really fucking dumb and slow-witted to do it. She's just kinda shitty at being obtuse. Anyway it's preferable for Harris to fumble her words and look like an idiot than have a huge headline about the VP admitting democrats deliberately failed to codify roe v wade for decades because of some realpolitik dumdum strategy.
She's the type of politician that wants to appeal to as many people as possible without getting too much pushback. Problem is that's nearly impossible to do as a politician and the end result is whatever this is.
thinking back to every online argument I’ve had with k-hivers over the past few years…
What is their obsession with her? Did they even care about her before the primaries? At least Hillary had a huge fanbase from her years as First Lady, but what did Kamala do to warrant a fanbase at all?
That does explain the rich liberal women I saw praising Nancy Pelosi for the "clapback" and adoring RGB (I can never spell her name right)
And also a near-identical :rgb: emote that's Ginsberg in red, green, and blue, right?
she dunked on Joe Biden for being a racist during the debates (which was cool even though she ruined that by trying to make merch)
I think she ruined that by becoming his vice president and taking that back lol
can't remember whether it was within hours of the debate or the next morning, but she pushed "I was that little girl" merchandise so quickly afterwards that it made it obvious how preplanned it was
It was literally right after she said it. It couldn't have possibly been more obvious lmao
In hindsight, I kinda wish I got one. It would be very funny to have after she took that whole thing back and became his VP lmao
More sock puppets than an off-off-Broadway production of Wonder Showzen. Sock puppet density rivaling that of dark matter.
this level of indecipherable rabble and stupidity is how you can tell she used to be a cop
They should have put stuff like this on the TOEFL test. I’m telling you it’s harder than any reading comprehension exam I had to do.
I'm sorry you didn't like to analyze a 14 paragraph cultural breakdown of a fictional workplace and answer vague questions about the state of mind of random people mentioned in one sentence, but actually, that's just how English works, sweatie.
Has a Vice President ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
it's the funniest option, so it's going to happen. she'll serve out like the last 8 months of Biden's term and then hand shit over to Trump
I am entertaining the possibility that there will be a GOP civil war during the primary, resulting in several GOP factions - Trump Desantis, Abbot - All refusing to conceded defeat and splitting the party apparatus.
At that point :jeb: will appear, taking on his final form as the Destroyer.
Jeb! is the only reason I know that Trump is lying about his height
well that and also his personality and the fact that google changed it
¡Jabe! Bush
I heartily enjoyed (1) Trump systematically taking him apart and (2) seeing the Bu$hitler dynasty come to an end. Hillary vs. ¡Jabe! was the establishment's preferred outcome. No matter who wins, the American people lose.
Basically exactly what I'm thinking, Biden just needs to meet cornpop again
He tries to grab a length of pool chain for self defense but accidentally just pulls out his catheter tube
Nah I still say the funniest option is Hillary vs Trump round 2 and she loses even worse this time
You know goddamned well that if Trump wins in 2024, the SCOTUS will overturn the 22nd Amendment so he can run again in 2028. That is where we will get Hillary vs. Trump Round 2. And she still loses.
Ooh that would be pretty funny. They’d both be what, like 85?
There's that pragmatic dem strategy of avoiding a meaningful stance on anything. So afraid of saying yes or no and too conditioned to speak in platitudes that she ends up saying less than nothing.
I can't see how she still convinces people she is an iconic figure. I'd love to hear her unprepared statements from her time as a prosecutor.
She was probably extremely coherent then. She just gets caught up when she's not allowed to say fuck the poor.
Hillary was smarter, she would say "I agree with the goal of universal healthcare", 5 seconds later she would say "That is why everyone should vote in favor of candidates like me, who reject universal healthcare. This election and every election forever."
And the journalists didn't think "wait, that doesn't make sense", because they were on her side, they were safe to just move on to the next topic, making the casual viewer think that what she said made sense.
Wasn’t she a fucking prosecutor?? Shouldn’t she be able to form a coherent sentence?
