Today is National Hamster Day in the United States. Have some fun hamster facts!
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A crypto trading hamster named Mr. Grox once outperformed Warren Buffet and the S&P 500
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Hamsters are extremely kind and wonderful creatures and you need to be nice to them
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Hamster's cheek pouches can contain up to 1/4 of their body weight in food and extend all the way to their hips
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I chose this particular image of a hamster because she sort of looked like a hexagon
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Hamsters can turn themselves around in any tunnel they can fit in
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If you ask me at literally any time I will send you a picture of a hamster
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In the wild, a hamster can travel as much as 10 miles in a single night
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I would have made this megathread on April 12th in honor of International Hamster day but I didn't notice until it was already too late
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I would have posted this megathread 4 hours ago but work asked me to stay late I am so very sorry
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hi i think i am supposed to ping everyone on this list. if i fuck this up my only defense is that i have never done this before
I have recieved the Buggs Stalin award of competency for my achievement of copying and pasting shit
I have mysterious internet rn. Using it to download stuff. Also, Star atrek Strange New Worlds was amazing
I can't believe communists celebrate gay day but we don't have that in the US
You joke but for real I'm getting kind of sick of Aunt Gay dying all the time in these new movies and games and shit
In the MCU at least, she'll probably get brought back one gay or another.
The Queen has 'mobility' problems.
She ded lmao 'She's having trouble moving guyz' Yes, that's what happen when a human bean dies.
I think one of my relatives is a Redditor. They go on anti-China rants out of nowhere, say "word salad" when arguing with people, say "shocked pikachu face," talk about how men's issues aren't taken seriously, praise Tesla, and think Biden should be more like Zelensky. Actually, I'm 100 % sure he's a Redditor after typing all that out.
China is an evil, evil country. Don't trust the land of the dragon. To learn more about the CCP's crimes, go to bad-dragon.com. Truly the evil CCP must be stopped.
Wake up check hexbear and /r/collapse for the end of society, sees that its only worse in every way, but still not collapsed. Go for a walk. Sleep
we still in the fuckin kiddy pool on how bad shit is gonna get
Believe, I know. Words like "famine" and "wetbulb temperature" gonna be real fucking common soon.
I'm just hoping it all crashes sooner rather than later so that maybe, maybe a small group of humans and other mammals on earth will survive.
man, even in like the worst case scenario of cascading soil erosion, ocean acidification, run away greenhouse permafrost, breakdown of agriculture is really not gonna kill everybody and everything. like, it'll be pretty fuckin bad I'm not gonna sugar coat it, billions die and so on, but there will be people and life left after. if the late cretaceous mass extinction still had life bounce back, or fuck the thing we literally call 'the great dying' had survivors, I think life on earth is good
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Yeah, probably. Certainly extremophiles will continue to do their thing. But there are limits. Not a lot of life on Venus these days
I think you are very much over reacting. and yes, I've read all the collapse stuff and agree with most of it, very very few credible sources think life will end or even mammalian life. humans are not more powerful than a meteor that blew the fuck out of a chunk of earth
Look at countries in the global south for an idea.
South Africa KZN floods and India's heat waves will come to the global north soon unfortunately.
An incredible self own the likes of which we haven't seen before
"Now that I've done it, Bojo will HAVE to resign!”
Boris doesn't resign, wins the next general by promising to mine the channel
the gamons want us to fight the French navy so bad that Boris could run on an anti French platform and win
I'm honestly disappointed in Rayner for also saying she'd resign. very dumb move
Fox News is blaming gas prices on the democrats radical climate policy :agony:
real lib shit but bidens approval on fivethirtyeight has just dropped below trumps at the same point in his presidency for the first time, 41.9% vs 42% for trump (scroll down the page a bit). cant believe people are so ungrateful for all the important and wonderful things hes done smh
anyway go trigger your libs with it
Want to give a shoutout to comrade @Yuritopiaposadism for constantly posting screenshots of Hexbear to Reddit and constantly promoting us, they've been doing it since I made an account on Hexbear, o7.
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The way reddit keeps talking about Tencent having "close ties to the CCP" lmao
Yeah they do, in that the CCP is holding them on a tight fucking leash and will not hesitate to put them in their place if they step out of line. They make decisions that make number go down for massive mega corporations without blinking, this is unthinkable for western governments.
In the west, corporations having good relations with the government means CEOs going golfing with politicians and receiving huge tax breaks for generous donations.
In China, corporations having good relations with the government means doing what they tell you and in return they won't end your fkn existence.
But somehow China is the corrupt one, can I get an xD in the chat gamers?
The Chinese love League of Legends, I remember videos from when EDG won the world championship last year where you could hear an entire student dorm building break into an uproar of cheers
life is so shitty and hard. i can't believe this is how people live and have lived, and this is like the fucking peak of civilization. i think unions probably thought that the 8 hour work day was this awesome moment which would lead to less work in the future, but somehow they just fucking got the upperhand and now i have to work mandatory overtime at like 10 hours at a union fucking job whenever the fuck they want. we're taking steps backwards.
i fucking hate this shit. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
Someone here pointed out the big push to deny access to birth control and abortion to force reproduction isn't about harvesting a new crop of domestic servants in 18 years--
--it's about getting new parents maximized into the workforce asap because now they have a child that depends on them. And I think about that a lot now. Because capitalism is not capable of thinking about a long term future of anything.
