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    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      ahahahahah :stonks-down:

      preedit edit: although tbh, the stocks should go up, because if he dies he cant fuck them over with sec violations and other dumb twitter shit :che-laugh:

      • Papajohnsmisty [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        But if he dies the epic redditors will be less inclined to pump the stock up on Robin hood

      • lad [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        implying tesla stocks arent driven entirely by cringe twitter hype

        imagine thinking the stock market is real lmfao

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          :fidel-si: this is what i said.

          the whole thing is nonsense driven by peoples nebulous (incorrect) idea of what value is

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    4 years ago

    Zuck just wanted unlimited bikini pics of hot Harvard girls but ended up starting the next civil war.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    I had a dream that someone convinced Trump to completely dissolve the military to own Biden, idk why I never get a turn with the lathe of heaven

    • comrade_24 [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Lol, I had a dream where I met this lady and stole some of her old clothing that doesn’t get worn, and then she started asking me about my political views about white people and America because I said I support Palestine. 😂😂

  • Sankara [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    Just woke up to horrible news, my best friend's father passed away yesterday night from Covid. I don't even know what to say to her or what to do, I'm staring at the ceiling while being completely numb. She has done some much for me and she's more than a sister at this point, especially when she almost singlehandedly kept me well fed and supplied when I had covid back in March. I wanna cry and gather enough strength to do something, but I just feel paralyzed and need to vent

      • Sankara [he/him,any]
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        4 years ago

        Thank you for the response Beatnik, I will fly down in a few hours to help her as much as I can

    • Penis123 [comrade/them,any]
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      4 years ago

      so so sorry for your loss. I wish there was something I could do as a random internet stranger to ease you and your best friends pain. one thing I do during times of loss for those I love is cooking them food and making sure their fridge stays well stocked, if possible. its hard to take care of yourself when loss occurs--I'm sure your best friend and their family would appreciate it.

      • Sankara [he/him,any]
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        4 years ago

        Thanks my friend, I will fly down to where she lives today to be with her, I can't leave her alone during this. Her mother already passed away 2-3 years ago and now she will be left all alone with tons of things to arrange with no immediate family support except her older brother who doesn't even live in the US anymore. Thanks again for the advice

  • comrade_24 [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My understanding of the world before reading Marx:

    “Wow, really feels like Google is taking over the world.”

    “We just work to buy food so we can work.”

    “There are poor countries, but their people work just as hard as Americans? Weird.”

  • moonlake [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Existence is a fucking scam. I want to go back to the void.

  • fitterr
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Is it just me or does it feel like complaining about things like pumpkin spice lattes on spaces like reddit is really just low-key sexism?

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah it's tricky to separate individual items like pumpkin spice lattes or whatever, but "loudly hating things that are stereotypically enjoyed by women" pretty much is just a publicly-acceptable excuse to hate women by proxy. Another example is "deriding makeup and skincare as a waste of time and money". Like it's totally fine if it's not your thing (I find flavored lattes too sweet and can't stand having weird textures on my face) actively hating on it always feels rooted in sexism. You don't find the same vitriol for IPA drinkers or people who are really into shaving anywhere on the internet.

    • BillyMays [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Probably. It also has to do with the only culture people create is purchasing habits.

    • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      pumpkin spice lattes are an unhealthy addictive drug fostered upon us by our capitalist overlords as a seasonal marketing technique, but otherwise yes

    • SirLotsaLocks [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      imagine not liking pumpkin spice lattes in the first place

    • Sandinband
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      4 years ago

      They smell so fucking good i hate being allergic to nutmeg

    • Nik [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Honestly never thought about that but this is so true, and it’s not just pumpkin spice lattes. Anything from jokes about women going to the bathroom together, to makeup, to taking too long to get ready, to comparing outfits, the list goes on

  • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    i find it really funny that BASED_BALL got banned from dankleft, then started a struggle session with the mod because he claim the mod wasnt active on the community which ended on the whole community going private so that chapo.chat wouldnt burn its bridges with the r/dankleft mod team, and all of that because of an ironic pol pot post.

    if Based_Ball said that was his plan all along i would believe him

  • CenkUygurCamp [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    man if I ever start on that 400 page book on the USSR I have, I'll have some opinions on here you people couldn't even imagine

  • danksobotka [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Proud boys are fucking scum and need to be exterminated.

    https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1327882032769167361

    Original tweet was deleted but this is the video

    https://twitter.com/chriswithacame1/status/1327802821920518144

      • danksobotka [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        It was video of proud boys jumping someone, get pulled off by a cop only to jump them again.

    • ZengakurenStick [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This shit is happening, and they're gonna keep doing that. The question is how to counter them??

    • ChudlyMcChubbyPants [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Think we could get them to somehow attack the establishment """left"""? "Psst, hey buddy, you really want to own the libs? Their think tank is over at xxxx xxxxx Avenue, mess up the place and grab some hard drives"

      Whether or not a line of riot cops are already there to protect muh private property, we win.

  • the_river_cass [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    the one officially recognized stab victim (missed his vital organs by a millimeter) is out of the hospital, according to one of his friends.

    o7 to a real one

    there were 3 stab victims in reality; the media just can't report on the other two because they were treated by street medics.

  • hazefoley [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I can usually enjoy the shitty hallmark christmas movies my mom watches but the one shes watching right now is pure evil. The main character works for a senator who likes to shut down military bases. And this time the one she is trying to kill gives christmas presents to people on remote islands. So of course the main character must save the base and save christmas for the indigenous pacific islanders.