Yeah yeah very funny, have a thought for us poor brits will you? I'm heartbroken over the devestating news.
Just learnt we don't get a fucking bank holiday out of it.
wait what? Canada is meant to get one on her funeral.
Are you telling me the one good thing to come from her life is being taken away too?
Bringing comically large speakers out onto the street and blasting death metal for the exact duration of the silence
That just means 10 days when there's nothing but bullshit about it and interviews with the queen's shoepolisher's second couisin about the time he saw her or some shit like that.
That'd be a Saturday. It basically depends on if they move the funeral date to a weekday
teleports behind you
This island is only big enough for one Liz...
nothing personnel kid
kiwifarms was the queen’s last horcrux. with kiwifarms destroyed, the lich queen of TERF island was finally slain
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
Mine was yesterday, but this is a very appreciated late gift.
I can't find my old post where I said that both the Queen and Kissinger would die this year within the same week. It was a revelation that came to me in a dream. And so shall it be. :inshallah-script:
give this man the :lathe-of-heaven: and/or the :the-doohickey: right now
:inshallah:
i guess if somebody murders him now we know it was you
Some British exchange student in one of my lectures this morning almost started crying when someone told him the Queen was dying, I dont get British peoples obsession with this shit
Here in the Netherlands people generally just dont give a shit about the Monarchy and often just think the whole thing's stupid when they get in trouble/controversy again (wich happens every few months)
People here in Denmark are absolutely fanatical about their queen. I'm already worried for the avalanche of cringe that will be unleashed once she dies. I'm going to get a massive headache because of it.
Denmark and the Netherlands are the same place and you can’t convince me otherwise. Why else would the be called Dutch?
Don’t give me real answers with “facts” or I will block you
You are absolutely right. We just pretend to be two separate countries in order to defraud the EU for agricultural subsidies.
Does the queen even have any kind of public facing persona? My impression is that she's treated more like a British mascot among the public than an actual person. How do you get to that level of parasocial relationship while barely knowing that person's personality?
Does everyone just imagine her as their grandmother that they feel guilty for never visiting?
Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of State, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles, and most importantly, a devoted cousin to her husband
Pretty sure the English royals eat their dead to gain their powers, like zombies.
I HATE when people comment the following words, but I actually laughed out loud reading this one. That's super rare for me.
Holy shit. My mum came into my room to bring me a plate of bangers and mash and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of bangers out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mum but I'm literally in shock from the queen dying today. I feel like I'm going to explode. How the fuck could she die? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Elizabeth to be queen forever and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was doing well in Buckingham Palace???? This is so fucked.
:lets-fucking-go:
:sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-spin: :sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-spin:
:sicko-spin: :sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-spin: :sicko-speeeeen:
imagine still having a monarchy, fuck
everytime I feel bad about how dogshit the US can be, I always remember that at least we're not the UK and feel a little better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_II
was
:meow-shining:
Imagine the dopamine rush that wiki editor got by being the quickest to the draw to change the tense
Probably had all the edits already made and just waiting to click the save button the moment the news dropped
