mastodon, (genus Mammut), any of several extinct elephantine mammals (family Mammutidae, genus Mammut ) that first appeared in the early Miocene (23 million to 2.6 million years ago) and continued in various forms through the Pleistocene Epoch (from 2.6 million to 11,700 years ago). In North America, mastodons probably persisted into post-Pleistocene time and were thus contemporaneous with Paleo-Indian groups. Mastodons had a worldwide distribution; their remains are quite common and are often very well preserved.
A characteristic feature of the mastodons, which appear to have fed upon leaves, is the distinctive nature of the grinding teeth, which in many respects are relatively primitive. They are low-crowned, large, and strongly rooted, with as many as four prominent ridges separated by deep troughs; the teeth are much smaller and less complex, however, than those in the true elephants. The prominent upper tusks were long and grew parallel to each other with an upward curvature. Short lower tusks were present in males but absent in females.
Mastodons were shorter than modern elephants but were heavily built. Although the skull was lower and flatter and of generally simpler construction than that of the modern elephants, it was similar in appearance. The ears were smaller and not as prominent as those of elephants. The body was relatively long, and the legs were short, massive, and pillarlike. Mastodons were covered with long reddish brown hair.
It is likely that mortality caused by rapid changes in climate combined with human hunting pressure contributed to their extinction. DNA studies of the North American mastodon (Mammut americanum) support the hypothesis that the mastodon’s genetic diversity declined as conditions warmed, resulting in a retreat of the continental ice sheets and the animal’s geographic range.
Despite the superficial resemblance, mastodons were distinct from mammoths. Mastodon were shorter and stockier than mammoths with shorter, straighter tusks. Mastodons were wood browsers and their molars have pointed cones specially adapted for eating woody browse.
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Mall security guards killed a woman in Finland yesterday. A 35-year-old woman was having a loud verbal altercation with a man at a mall, and some third party went amd fetched security. Four mall security goons promptly showed up to toss the woman to the ground, then handcuffed her and sat on her back until she died.
Bystanders report her pleading for help and saying she couldn't breathe.
A bunch of abuses by guards employed at trains and trainstations also recently came out. Turns out they like taking people to where there's no security camera coverage and beating the shit out of them.
i need to make $50/hr to afford rent and live comfortably.
what the FUCK
Mammoths are the shit. My younger sibling did a project on them in Christian school 3rd grade and failed because the teacher said it was impossible for mammoths to have lived 8000 years ago because the earth was only 5000 years old. This is why I am now a vehement atheist(only half joking here)
Is 5000 years even an actual thing in the Bible? Like it feels like something someone just made up and some Christians ran with it.
Some dipshit went through and added up all the begats and the wanderings in the desert and yadda yadda yadda and figured out that the world was created like 5642 years ago on a tuesday. Only Evangelical freaks believe that. I forget when exactly but the Catholics have accepted evolution and the scientific age of the universe since at least Vatican II, along with almost all protestants and most Muslims. I can't speak for other religions.
bolsonaro doesn't have free public healthcare in the US
surely he can't afford to spend half the year in the hospital anymore
but if he got american insurance, he would be the #1 largest beneficiary of the ACA considering all of his preexisting conditions
My Shadowrun character is a street shaman Bolsonaro but instead of drawing power from an animal totem or magical fetish, it's the hospital where I go an pull power from.
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tfw caught up with a good fic with an interesting premise that updates extremely irregularly :kitty-cri:
this fic has been going since 2014 dawg we are on chapter 32 :pain: i get the struggle since I write too but it's so good tho :kitty-cri-texas:
I'm always scared to look at unfinished fics because this happens a lot :ohnoes:
worst is catching up in an unfinished work and only then noticing like, last updated 2016 :agony-deep:
at least this one updated like 4 months ago, the grind is real
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i don't want to look like one of those dorky white nationalist viking fetishists but holy shit a scramasax would be so fucking cool to have
Get a Da Kan Dao. If I am thinking about the correct sword those are pretty close. L.K. Chen makes some good ones I think. I'd have to google it to be sure
Sax are decent work knives. I have a little one somewhere. A lot of the decorations and fittings on the nice ones are really cool.
It's okay to own a saxknife. Just make sure you know what any runes on it mean. I just sent some mod reports on a warhammer fourm bc someone was posting dwarfs covered in othala runes with wings, a pure ss symbol.
Decided to look up someone I knew in college. This guy was a dumbass - which there's no shame in at all of course - but he was really gifted socially. I personally didn't really get it, he rubbed me the wrong way. But he had a gift for getting most people to really like him. Almost the definition of a social climber: I saw him make friends in a certain group early on freshman year, only to discard them for a cooler group. Saw this happen more than once over the course of a year or two.
Apparently he sells life insurance and is incredibly successful at it. Owns a mansion. Doing a job that should not exist but only exists for capitalism - the idea that if you die unexpectedly, your family will be in financial distress. That and "protecting" your assets from taxes when you die.
I contrast that with a friend of mine who is brilliant. He is part of a research team that's doing some ground breaking work with a certain diseases. He and his family certainly aren't struggling, but they're living pretty modestly. Smallish house, old minivan, that sort of thing.
This is so bass-ackwards. This is not how a just society should be organized. One person lives in luxury doing a bullshit job that doesn't contribute anything to advancing humanity; while the people who do the real work of furthering our species work in obscurity. God I hate capitalism...
Bunch of chuds destroyed the main goverment building, after that they got beaten by the police. The politicians who supported it got removed from power, the liberal/right-wing media called them fascists and sided with socdem president Lula.
The US, China and Russia all sided with Lula.
its literally cosplay of that january 6th affair in the US. except 'their president' already ran away and threw in the towel so its even stupider
chainsaw man
One of my favorite things about chainsaw man is the amazing dynamics the characters have. Denji and Power are little gremlin children who do nothing but bother their father Aki. Aki and Angel are cool and gay. Kobeni and Violence are chill for some reason, the only friend Kobeni could make was the Violence fiend. Asa and Denji are two dumbasses who hate each other and definitely love each other a bit. Asa and Yoru both think they're so much smarter than the other when they're both dumb as hell.
I love them all so much chainsaw man has consumed my brain and I have no one to talk to irl about it so I'm posting it all here
Fuck bike theives someone took my brother's bike on his first day of college. This is his experience of his first night living independently
Why would I listen to people with real first-hand trauma from the TT industry when I could get the same story from three beardo murder mystery dudes?
(I have never listened to LPOTL but the idea of someone apeing the very heavy TrueAnon series is kinda wack to me)
:stuff: im sending a text out the blue to someone who probably doesnt like me. something something shoot shot something something try to have a social life
its new years themed! everyone loves a reminder of the inevitable march toward death!